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Doin' Cocaine

from The Juvenalias by William Remmers

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"Got some powder on my shoes/Although I increase my chances of heart attack or stroke"
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10TH GRADE

This might have actually been 11th grade but I can't be sure. It was written for Health class. If you've ever been in a public school Health class, you'll know that they are an absolute joke. I think the answers were printed on the back of every test. At any opportunity, I opted to shoot a video or record/perform a song instead of presenting some poster I had made about the dangers of meth or whatever.

So, I wrote this horrible parody in maybe 30 seconds, changing barely any of the words, and meeting the project requirements by fitting in the necessary and prosaic dry facts about cocaine. I wish I still had the Garageband file for this because there are some weird little vocal bits I wish I could hear solo. I'd probably regret doing that though, if it was possible.

For the performance, I brought in a CD with the song, passed out lyric sheets, and played rhythm guitar along while the CD did the rest. Easy A.

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from The Juvenalias, released May 1, 2020

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William Remmers New York, New York

William Remmers has been doing music since he was a prattling babe.

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